You know you're a UNC student when...

I thought it was about time that I made a post like this. So, if you aren't already aware, I go to UNC Chapel Hill (woot Tarheels *mock enthusiasm*). I am preparing to graduate come May, and of course, I am making the most of my time by working doubly hard and hoping that I can salvage whatever is left of my college experience. (Thanks for nothing, college preparatory schools...). In my past 3.5 years on this campus, I have learned many things. Most importantly, I have learned that there is something special to being a college student, at least a UNC student. I'm sure other college students can agree with the following list that details how you know you are a college student. It's been done time and again, but this is my personal take:

You Know You're A UNC Student When

•  You're preparing to disagree with everything on this list.
• Now you feel bad.
• You nod approvingly at people who trip on the bricks, especially if they are future students. You see tripping as a rite of passage as opposed to embarrasment.
• Corollary: You have already picked out which brick has tripped you enough to be granted the honor of going home with you following graduation.
• It confuses you when the Bell Tower doesn't play Do Re Mi at 9PM.
• You judge the quality of your day on the blueness of the sky in comparison to Carolina Blue. 
• You don't understand why your family doesn't understand your penchant for going to sleep at 5AM and waking up at 9AM as if it's the most normal thing to do.
• Corollary: You understand even less the idea of going to sleep before midnight. Ever.
• You've memorized the announcements in Davis library in regards to the closings of the Reference Desk and the Microforms Desk. 
• Discussions about mathematical, chemical, or biological theory pop up all the time, except for when you are supposed to be studying said subject(s).
• Flip Flops.
• Finding your bathroom floor covered in suds causes you to nod in approval, as if this was expected, if not necessary.
• You're paranoid that your dorm fire alarm hasn't gone off once this year...
• You've been hit -- or nearly hit -- by a bike.
• You've used blackboard to friend people in your class on Facebook.
• You spend more time on Facebook than you do on Blackboard.
• You hate Blackboard and CCI printing. 
• Corollary: You're convinced that your local printer has it out for you.
• Fact: Your local printer has it out for you.
• You think you can do better at this list.
• You're already trying to make a better list in your head.
• Sporcle is just as entertaining to you as Facebook.
• You came here hating coffee and now have an addiction to one of Starbucks' many caffeinated products.
• You've gone out of your way to get a free sandwich from the Jimmy John's box.
• Corollary: You also go out of your way to get a free Red Bull from the Red Bull buggy
• Pit Preacher Gary is the highlight of your Spring.
• You have a new found hatred for construction.
•  If you're an English major, you're mad at me for using the word "corollary" so flippantly.