Replacement Terminology

Hey readers!

I wanted to tell you about this thing I do. I have this condition: only swear on the weekends. It is very difficult to maintain because a lot of things make me want to swear. But I realized that sometimes it's just a matter of having to exasperate my feelings. I cannot think of another way to say these things so I've resorted to swearing. But what happens when you aren't allowed to swear? What do you day? Easy: You make **** up. Which is what this post is about!


Words I Say in Place of Swears

• Frack: A word similar to "fuck". Like "fuck" it can be modified into many forms, including: fracker, frackernacker, & frick
• Shiz: A word similar to "shit". Like "shit", it has one bigger form, shizzerfrizzer. 
• Criminy
• Crap
• Dangit
• Blasted
• Shucks
• Shoot

That's pretty much it. I only made up the first two. The rest are common replacements for swear words. It can't be helped. You like me still. <3

~Kat