Riddle Me This

Okies, so for the past two years I have been questioned. And I don't understand why this is so surprising to people:

I have been single for 5 lovely years, not counting my online thingies (yes, I go there >.>).

I am also a virgin ^_^ (I have paranoia about sex, what with the babies and the stds and all that bad stuff that is BOUND to happen to me)

But this is what happens:

1) When I meet people online, because I game and all that crap, I have a lot of online friends. Usually guys. They all like me in that way. Even if for a bit, they just adore my personality and think I am a cutie pie, because I am ;)

2) When I meet people in day to day situations, they think I am in a relationship and have this bangin' sex life. I dunno why, but again, because I am a cutie ;) (building self esteem here people, let me be)

Why then, if these are the assumptions, can I NOT find a partner now that I want one T_T? Why am I such a failure! Something about me must be horribly wrong. If I could bring these online people into my day to day life, irl, would they still be attracted to me? And why does everyone assume I am in a relationship when I so am not! T^T I ish single! Date me!!! Waaaaaaaah T__T

<3 Fauna